On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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