im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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