at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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