I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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