and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
sarcasm needs its own font
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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