Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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