the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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