Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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