I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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