David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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