I can text with my tongue
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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