The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she pinky promised me she was 18
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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