Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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