i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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