So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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