I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Are we in a gay sports bar?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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