I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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