I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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