Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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