Fine. I'll sleep in my office
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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