i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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