Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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