How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
that may or may not have been my penis.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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