People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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