Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
where does the pee come out of this thing
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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