so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Randomize
