After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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