Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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