But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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