Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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