I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think your dad took our porno
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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