Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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