That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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