You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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