and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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