They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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