We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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