So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can't talk, ducks in the car
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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