We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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