Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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