I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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