Pregnant stripper...not hot.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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