I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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