You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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