why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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