she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am puke
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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