how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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