I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
