No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just want to make out with him forever
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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