C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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