Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
