my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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