maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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