i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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