He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Help. Why am I so naked?
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