Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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