32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We have started to decorate penises.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
