she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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