..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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