I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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