he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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